Sunday 9 November 2014

pinned on the board

pin board!
Sometimes I feel complete as I look at my reflection in the mirror. Sometimes I am just ok with the way I look be it classy or clumsy. Finally I was content with whatever I had and there was nothing I would want more but then I opened pinterest and everything changed. *dramatic music* end of the story. There goes all my satisfaction and patience. I am a huge pinterest addict it’s like I have created a 100 boards of useless things that don’t even make sense but at a time they seemed very useful and handy if in case I would ever like to get back to it and use it in some way or the other in my life which I know will never happen but still let’s pin it. I swear to god that pinterest users are never satisfied with whatever they have! I just bought a new dress and I still want to replace it with the one I pinned to my fashion board. ugggh! Desire !pinterest has become my world which has kind of provoked the inner DIYer or shopohilck inside me and my inner voice all the time yells, “oh! I’d want that !” but then I just snap back to reality and figure out that I don’t even have a single penny to even afford such luxury and it makes me depressed. L Feels so sad and incomplete like a heartbreak or even worst. At that point somewhere inside my mind I know that I could never get anything at all and it’s useless to do window shopping and return to reality which doesn’t even matches to the standards. So, I finally decided to let go lust for ridiculously appealing things and so now I skip the fashion boards. I was heading to a place called nowhere when suddenly I spotted a diy scrub recipe. I very well remember that lemon scrub which out of no reason seemed so nice as if I’d have time to scrub it off every morning and leave it on every winter morning but at that time I was bewitched by the spell it casted on me and so through all my recent search histories began so...
*scrub
*diy easy scrub
*lemon scrub
*rose scrub
*scrub recipe
And god knows what types of scrubs but now I was simply a ‘scrub addict’ and after learning probably all methods to make it the irony of it was that I never actually tried any of those recipes not even did any effort for the use of my hours of recipe search for the perfect scrub. I was so bewildered by this phenomenon that I even made a special board for it! Do you even know what importance it gives to something when you decide to make a special board for it? So, when I finally decided to make the much famous lemon scrub I was totally ready for it. I was daydreaming about flawless skin and saying, “flawless skin here I come!” since I didn’t wanted to be disturbed which means that adversely commented on by my mother of how stupid it was to make a scrub , I decided to make it when I could get a desired result and no comments about how disgusting it seemed. I scooped in like half a cup of sugar and then two lemons along with oil and the result was “ewwwwww!” although everyone was sleeping at that time when it was made but soon everyone came to know about my secret mission whose evidence I guess I would have left somewhere but if I briefly explain to you how horrible it was then be prepared....................
It was a dark and dusty afternoon when I tip toed towards the secret place where I would perform the secret activity and a place where the house owner couldn’t even reach. As I thought about it my heart raged and I automatically smiled in a spookier way. Ah! The evil was to come out now. I made sure that no one notices me and so I minimised the noise as much as I could, taking advantage of the situation I took all the ingredients and mixed them. I laughed in the evil manner which could scare away people. Dreaming of how fantastic this would look when it will finish but then I raised my one eyebrow on looking the way it seemed. It didn’t look like the one in the photos. Oh god! I was fooled! My eyes had gone red, with anger running inside my veins. All the time I just wanted to kill people who pinned such recipes. I was fooled. All my evilness was gone and there I was standing with my poker face *dramatic music and wind*
So, this scrub idea totally failed which made me wants to throw my phone away or smash my face on the wall but again I did neither of them. I felt like a troll faced person after performing such hideous act. Oh god! I just want to erase it somehow out of my brain. Moving on, I finally decided to add some quirt to my clothes and do some diy tricks and again I didn’t ever did them soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............. I went to the beauty and hair section which made me awestruck. It was heaven! My my! Although it just started as “oh! That’s pretty; I will definitely try it” to “god! Pinterest is such a lie” but gradually it went to people saying “wow! That looks pretty on you look glam!”

Whatever it may be but I just hope that pinterest never ever gets anymore scrub recipes or I’ll have to kill myself.Sometimes I feel complete as I look at my reflection in the mirror. Sometimes I am just ok with the way I look be it classy or clumsy. Finally I was content with whatever I had and there was nothing I would want more but then I opened pinterest and everything changed. *dramatic music* end of the story. There goes all my satisfaction and patience. I am a huge pinterest addict it’s like I have created a 100 boards of useless things that don’t even make sense but at a time they seemed very useful and handy if in case I would ever like to get back to it and use it in some way or the other in my life which I know will never happen but still let’s pin it. I swear to god that pinterest users are never satisfied with whatever they have! I just bought a new dress and I still want to replace it with the one I pinned to my fashion board. ugggh! Desire !pinterest has become my world which has kind of provoked the inner DIYer or shopohilck inside me and my inner voice all the time yells, “oh! I’d want that !” but then I just snap back to reality and figure out that I don’t even have a single penny to even afford such luxury and it makes me depressed. L Feels so sad and incomplete like a heartbreak or even worst. At that point somewhere inside my mind I know that I could never get anything at all and it’s useless to do window shopping and return to reality which doesn’t even matches to the standards. So, I finally decided to let go lust for ridiculously appealing things and so now I skip the fashion boards. I was heading to a place called nowhere when suddenly I spotted a diy scrub recipe. I very well remember that lemon scrub which out of no reason seemed so nice as if I’d have time to scrub it off every morning and leave it on every winter morning but at that time I was bewitched by the spell it casted on me and so through all my recent search histories began so...
*scrub
*diy easy scrub
*lemon scrub
*rose scrub
*scrub recipe
And god knows what types of scrubs but now I was simply a ‘scrub addict’ and after learning probably all methods to make it the irony of it was that I never actually tried any of those recipes not even did any effort for the use of my hours of recipe search for the perfect scrub. I was so bewildered by this phenomenon that I even made a special board for it! Do you even know what importance it gives to something when you decide to make a special board for it? So, when I finally decided to make the much famous lemon scrub I was totally ready for it. I was daydreaming about flawless skin and saying, “flawless skin here I come!” since I didn’t wanted to be disturbed which means that adversely commented on by my mother of how stupid it was to make a scrub , I decided to make it when I could get a desired result and no comments about how disgusting it seemed. I scooped in like half a cup of sugar and then two lemons along with oil and the result was “ewwwwww!” although everyone was sleeping at that time when it was made but soon everyone came to know about my secret mission whose evidence I guess I would have left somewhere but if I briefly explain to you how horrible it was then be prepared....................
It was a dark and dusty afternoon when I tip toed towards the secret place where I would perform the secret activity and a place where the house owner couldn’t even reach. As I thought about it my heart raged and I automatically smiled in a spookier way. Ah! The evil was to come out now. I made sure that no one notices me and so I minimised the noise as much as I could, taking advantage of the situation I took all the ingredients and mixed them. I laughed in the evil manner which could scare away people. Dreaming of how fantastic this would look when it will finish but then I raised my one eyebrow on looking the way it seemed. It didn’t look like the one in the photos. Oh god! I was fooled! My eyes had gone red, with anger running inside my veins. All the time I just wanted to kill people who pinned such recipes. I was fooled. All my evilness was gone and there I was standing with my poker face *dramatic music and wind*
So, this scrub idea totally failed which made me wants to throw my phone away or smash my face on the wall but again I did neither of them. I felt like a troll faced person after performing such hideous act. Oh god! I just want to erase it somehow out of my brain. Moving on, I finally decided to add some quirt to my clothes and do some diy tricks and again I didn’t ever did them soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............. I went to the beauty and hair section which made me awestruck. It was heaven! My my! Although it just started as “oh! That’s pretty; I will definitely try it” to “god! Pinterest is such a lie” but gradually it went to people saying “wow! That looks pretty on you look glam!”
Whatever it may be but I just hope that pinterest never ever gets anymore scrub recipes or I’ll have to kill myself.Sometimes I feel complete as I look at my reflection in the mirror. Sometimes I am just ok with the way I look be it classy or clumsy. Finally I was content with whatever I had and there was nothing I would want more but then I opened pinterest and everything changed. *dramatic music* end of the story. There goes all my satisfaction and patience. I am a huge pinterest addict it’s like I have created a 100 boards of useless things that don’t even make sense but at a time they seemed very useful and handy if in case I would ever like to get back to it and use it in some way or the other in my life which I know will never happen but still let’s pin it. I swear to god that pinterest users are never satisfied with whatever they have! I just bought a new dress and I still want to replace it with the one I pinned to my fashion board. ugggh! Desire !pinterest has become my world which has kind of provoked the inner DIYer or shopohilck inside me and my inner voice all the time yells, “oh! I’d want that !” but then I just snap back to reality and figure out that I don’t even have a single penny to even afford such luxury and it makes me depressed. L Feels so sad and incomplete like a heartbreak or even worst. At that point somewhere inside my mind I know that I could never get anything at all and it’s useless to do window shopping and return to reality which doesn’t even matches to the standards. So, I finally decided to let go lust for ridiculously appealing things and so now I skip the fashion boards. I was heading to a place called nowhere when suddenly I spotted a diy scrub recipe. I very well remember that lemon scrub which out of no reason seemed so nice as if I’d have time to scrub it off every morning and leave it on every winter morning but at that time I was bewitched by the spell it casted on me and so through all my recent search histories began so...
*scrub
*diy easy scrub
*lemon scrub
*rose scrub
*scrub recipe
And god knows what types of scrubs but now I was simply a ‘scrub addict’ and after learning probably all methods to make it the irony of it was that I never actually tried any of those recipes not even did any effort for the use of my hours of recipe search for the perfect scrub. I was so bewildered by this phenomenon that I even made a special board for it! Do you even know what importance it gives to something when you decide to make a special board for it? So, when I finally decided to make the much famous lemon scrub I was totally ready for it. I was daydreaming about flawless skin and saying, “flawless skin here I come!” since I didn’t wanted to be disturbed which means that adversely commented on by my mother of how stupid it was to make a scrub , I decided to make it when I could get a desired result and no comments about how disgusting it seemed. I scooped in like half a cup of sugar and then two lemons along with oil and the result was “ewwwwww!” although everyone was sleeping at that time when it was made but soon everyone came to know about my secret mission whose evidence I guess I would have left somewhere but if I briefly explain to you how horrible it was then be prepared....................
It was a dark and dusty afternoon when I tip toed towards the secret place where I would perform the secret activity and a place where the house owner couldn’t even reach. As I thought about it my heart raged and I automatically smiled in a spookier way. Ah! The evil was to come out now. I made sure that no one notices me and so I minimised the noise as much as I could, taking advantage of the situation I took all the ingredients and mixed them. I laughed in the evil manner which could scare away people. Dreaming of how fantastic this would look when it will finish but then I raised my one eyebrow on looking the way it seemed. It didn’t look like the one in the photos. Oh god! I was fooled! My eyes had gone red, with anger running inside my veins. All the time I just wanted to kill people who pinned such recipes. I was fooled. All my evilness was gone and there I was standing with my poker face *dramatic music and wind*
So, this scrub idea totally failed which made me wants to throw my phone away or smash my face on the wall but again I did neither of them. I felt like a troll faced person after performing such hideous act. Oh god! I just want to erase it somehow out of my brain. Moving on, I finally decided to add some quirt to my clothes and do some diy tricks and again I didn’t ever did them soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............. I went to the beauty and hair section which made me awestruck. It was heaven! My my! Although it just started as “oh! That’s pretty; I will definitely try it” to “god! Pinterest is such a lie” but gradually it went to people saying “wow! That looks pretty on you look glam!”
Whatever it may be but I just hope that pinterest never ever gets anymore scrub recipes or I’ll have to kill myself.v 

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