Saturday 3 January 2015

internet, are you taking my mind away?

They say “before you marry a man make sure how he reacts to a computer with a slow internet connection”
Obviously whoever said that must have been a wise man.i have seen people go grilled fish with nuts over that topic. Everything in our lives is moving with hi speed as if it’s a race and the winner gets a chocolate fountain , in that case I’d run too but right now it’s about technology. Long are the days gone when we used to have competitions for remembering our friend’s numbers . now days we are aware of every detail , birthdays and hobbies but not the numbers.
Our brain is a tiny place. We have the capacity to use it freely and not fight for it because we are responsible for its utility and maintenance. Yes, that means you cannot blame anyone for the stupidity of your brain. By calling brains a tiny space I am not only referring to you in a sarcastic manner about our generation and their hobbies but I am also strictly defining the part of which we use of it. I just read on a social media website about movies to stop telling people that only 10% of their brains can be used because 100% usage is proven already. I am sorry if the fact is unjust but the hint from the sentence isn’t. It’s the bitter truth of our society. We appear so laid back and sophisticated but that’s the 5% of brain which get’s used up . the remaining 5% can be found on suggestions made by Google for searches .

If you haven’t been bewildered yet or you have just got up after zoning out then I suggest you to stop right here.
As a frequent user of the internet then here are some facts related to us, the teens and for those curious moms and dads
1 we all stay up late. There hasn’t ever in a million years been a teen who has slept early. Even if there’s a very important day next day or it has been a tiring day don’t expect us to just go to bed and sleep and reflect upon life. Yes, which might be just the thing which we’ll be doing in a few years but right now we all are busy scrolling through instagram and facebook feeds and creating humiliating memes.
2. on the internet if you see your daughter dressed as a rag, don’t be sad. She has probably earned enough for herself with her pics and will be funding for her college soon.
3. on the internet there are two types of people. The ones who like to show if off. They like to spill out their identities like it’s a talent hunt show going on and then there are these type of people who pretend to be something totally different. I just saw a girl pretending to be a fat guy from china. What more do I expect?
I think that’s enough for parents, isn’t it?
We all have lost our patience and gratitude for small things only because of the internet. I am busy drooling on my screen for dresses which I know I can’t afford rather than wear those which I have with me right now.
I feel so poor when I open up my browser and still I open such sites everyday reminding myself how unfashionable things I have and how short hair I have with my pinterest feed. I hope that feeling is mutual.


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