Once upon a time a very lonely, sad and poor girl went to
meet the princess to show her, her skills at crotchet but halfway through she
returned. The next day she again dressed up in a crotchet frock and halfway
returned. The very next day she wore her crotchet top and halfway through she
again returned. For the very next week she wore all her crotchet things and
returned to her home. On seeing this god himself was puzzled to see such an
idiotic creature who everyday wore something different and yet decided to
return halfway. He was so puzzled because unlike every girl she had many
clothes but still she felt insecure. So he went down in the most appealing way
possible and showed his glory to the girl. The girl couldn’t believe her eyes
at first because of the mesmerising scene but since god didn’t had enough time
as he had to also pay his pizza boy who was standing at his door he had to make
it quick so he skipped his three line introduction and lightning and echo sound
effects and talked to the girl. He said, “oh my! What is it that stops you from
meeting the princess everyday even though you have the finest skill and clothes
in town?” The girl understood and said, “Dear lord! I never demanded for new
clothes! And I hardly ever go shopping!” Hearing this the god again questioned her,
“so, what is it that has been stopping you?” the girl curled up into a ball and
started weeping she hardly could utter something in between her dropping nose and loud cries still she managed to say
, “it’s.... it’s... it’s....” . “Oh tell it you?” said the god taking out his
chequebook for the girl to stop crying and buy some new clothes. He surely knew
every girl’s problems and how to deal with it but the girl said, “oh dear god,
you may know how to console a girl but you can never know her choices.” Hearing
this god asked, “Why? How much do you need to buy yourself new cloths?”
giggling the girl replied, “I might need money but not because I don’t have
enough clothes but because I don’t have enough jewellery.” On hearing this god
and the town went into a shock and never returned..... Tad dada!
Hello everyone! So, today I went shopping and this story was
what exactly I felt at a certain time. Since my friends called off out outing I
went out with my relatives and a dear friend out for a hunt! There are
basically two types of girls
1.
The cheap shopper: now, these girls don’t give a
damn on the price of whatever they are wearing. They don’t care if it’s from
the thrift shop or a street hawker or a fancy mall. They are basically such
extreme bargainers that they take it as a do or die. I don’t know how a girl
next to me bargained something for half the price and I am still confused if
the price he sold it to me for was correct or not. These girls have another
anthem. “We don’t need any company tag, we don’t need any clarification. Just sell
this at the price I want. Hey, shopkeepers! Give me the damn stole.” If you found
it more as a statement then I must clarify you that read it again as the tune
of another brick in the wall. Now, when these girls step on the street it’s
like a war. Every shopkeeper knows that this is the bomb and she’s gonna
bargain him to death or even after death. (insert spooky music) I mean they
completely don’t care if they are caught wearing a thrift shop top. They have
like everything in their closet and hardly any of that is branded
2.
The rich daddy: now, to be honest everything
works in this world through money so don’t save your values for a value
exchange sale because that’s not happening. It’s more like give me money and I’ll
give you freaking good things. All every girl wants is a millionaire boyfriend,
daddy or husband. So if you rich but really ugly and you hate to admit it but
you still have a girlfriend then please take your eyes off this post right now
or it could cause some serious damage to your heart. The other type of readers
who don’t understand such deep shit keep reading and the thing you have a
girlfriend if your money. No girl ever said she wouldn’t date a rich lad. How can
someone be so cruel? Who couldn’t have said that? (insert weeping noises)
All these pretty girls at the bar or the
pub are the product of expensive makeup, jewellery, manicure, hairdo, dress,
shoes and so much more. If you spot any girl like this make sure you become a
good friend of her because no one knows what type of trouble his daddy might
get you out of. These girls don’t give a damn about expenses. Their whole one
month expense it my year’s. I’m glad you know that I am poor. (That was
sarcastic) they are like walking into a store whose range starts with $0829736
and they are the main reason why brands are getting so expensive. If people
would stop going to such stores, wouldn’t they have to decrease their prices? All
in short: because they are rich and they know it.
And then there’s me..... Although I am happy
that I have so much but you know girls! Enough is never enough! Comment your
shopping desires!